"Cartman go fix me some tater tots."
Cartman looked at the famish Jew across the living room couch, baffled. Did he seriously order him to cook him something?
Cartman rolled his eyes, shoving potato chips in his mouth on the living room floor. He snorted. "In your dreams, Jew."
"Why not? All you have to do is put them on a plate and put them in the microwave for a minute or two."
"Well, if it only takes a minute to heat in the microwave, why don't you fix it for yourself, Jew." Cartman suggested slyly, chuckling at the television screen.
Kyle scoffed at his boyfriend's sneering response. He hates it when Cartman refused to get him someth
i love Cartman couples but basically has 2 be with the original Characters but i ain't a fan of him pairing with Scott Tenorman or Shelly Marsh but other then that i love the rest of his pairings i would love 2 give you all a list what my favourite pairings are of him but probably will be a lot please let me join your group i also have cosplayed as Cartman as well and i also have pictures with me with Kenny and a gender bender Kyle (but the picture of kyle didn't turn out since it had 2 much light and it was really crowed) but they ain't a pairing. well here are some links if you all want 2 look at them [link] [link] [link] [link] sorry if it's really long